Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel
appeared in the boat.
When the three astonished men had settled down enough to
speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever
since I took shrapnel in the War ... Could you help me?"
"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's
back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.
The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time
reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor
eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the
lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see
everything distinctly.
When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands
out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."